That's good ... That's bad

In homage to a comic skit I saw as a child on the TV Show "Hee Haw" I present...

Joe says to Harry, "Hey, Harry did you hear that Becky's iBook died last week?"
Joe: "Oh, that's pretty bad. How's Shawn gonna get his schoolwork done? That is bad."
Harry: "No, that's good. They needed a newer notebook anyway, so they went out and bought themselves a brand spankin' new MacBook and they gave their notebook to their dad."
Joe: "Oh, that is good!"
Harry: "No, that's bad. The iBook was still busted and not much more useful than a big paper weight."
Joe: "Yep, that's bad. So now their Dad is stuck with this busted notebook."
Harry: "No, that's good, their Dad got on the Internet and learnt how to fix the darn thing. And he fixed it, so now it works!"
Joe: "That is good. He's always wanted a mac notebook."
Harry: "No that's bad, his wife don't like him playin' on the Internet, especially with them thar macs. So he's gonna sell it on ebay."
Joe: "That's pretty bad, can't have the missus mad at ye. To bad he's gotta sell that thar iBook."
Harry: "No, that's good. He figured, he can get near $350 for the thing."
Joe: "$350! That is good. He'll be able to spend all that money on somethin for his missus."
Harry: "No, that's bad, he's gonna buy two more busted iBooks. Said the spirit told him to do it."
Joe: "Yep, that's bad, 'specially listenin' to spirits. I knows which spirits he was listenin' to and it wasn't the ones ye hear, but the ones ye drink!"
Harry: "No, that's good. He's gonna fix them too. He figures he can make about $200 per machine that way and by'n'by will get himself a new sprinkler system, a new computer fer himself and a serger fer his wife. And so, she's happy."